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Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML

#12768878
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I agree, your life sucks (19420) - you deserved it (17061)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:46am - misc - by CrushAdrenaline - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

#4308181
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (75901)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. FML

#4271664
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14497) - you deserved it (37889)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

#3550843
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14331) - you deserved it (51054)

On 07/07/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (51290)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (51290)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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