only tonight.
graphic design consumes my soul.
Hockey restores it.
This is all that matters.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my boyfriend, who has been growing out his facial hair lately, and I, went to a family get together. When we showed up my grandmother came up to him and started growling. She then said, "I was just trying to communicate with Chewbacca over here." Thanks grandma. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by Chewy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I asked this guy to lunch because I had something I wanted to tell him. Before I could say anything he kissed me and said, "I love you too!" I was planning on telling him that my dad had told me earlier that he was my half brother. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend who likes to get high was driving me insisting he wasn't currently high. A family of deer was standing on the side of the road and he pulled over by them waited until they walked closer to us and said, "what seems to be the problem officers?" He wasn't kidding. FML
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On 08/07/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Jstar - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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