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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9655
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SKYblue : Spontaneity. Embrace it.

Hockey makes most things worth it.
This is all that matters.

Send me an interesting message. :) I respond to most of the ones in english.

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38115) - you deserved it (15356)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13951) - you deserved it (49723)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63097) - you deserved it (16022)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

#4632889
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8850) - you deserved it (65851)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

#3982111
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46118) - you deserved it (4933)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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