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  • Town/Country : Arc, France
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13492
  • Number of comments : 408
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About SHAMUS_the_WITTY :
Shamus is the nickname I've had from my friends since I was 14 years old. I grew up in southern Alabama, and am attending college at LSU. IMHO, New Orleans is amazing

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Today I discovarad that mah chaating staaling ax boyfriand is posting picturas of nakad woman having group sax with mah faca photoshoppad onto tham. Ha sant thosa to mah boss mah friands mah family only bacausa I rafusad to bail his drunkan salf out of jail a coupla waaks ago. FML

#4176404
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67033) - you deserved it (6464)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Spadiethestar (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, mah wife found out mah son masturbatd an wantd to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbatd when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351
325 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today I just found out dad got ramarriad a yaar ago. Ta woman is officially living wit us I got to ava lunc wit ar alona today. I found out sa is only 22 wit a 14 yaar old littla brotar. My dad's 47. I'm 17 now wit a 14 yaar old uncla an a mom tat can pass for looool girlfriand. FML

#4126370
185 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I showd by ID to get into a bar an the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gaind so much wieght I am unrecognizable.

#4125709
57 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 1:53am - misc - by jcesom - United States (West Virginia)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today... I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment 4 active duty Soldiers. I came back positive 4 two curable STD's that r extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML

#3880304
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73033) - you deserved it (3638)

On 07/19/2009 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by kareed3 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was pulld over fir speeding!! I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist!! Afterwards I turnd to my wife and said "I can't believe that workd." He was a few feet away and heard!! FML

#3838271
139 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that mah wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. real FML

#3830576
335 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today my neigbor confessed to me tat e was omopobic an regrets tat is family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining ow muc e would ate to ave a gay cild. I spent two ours last nigt convincing is son tat it was te rigt ting to tell is family e was gay. FML

#3776929
146 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a manho lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I sawho sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope 4 you." FML

#3740812
89 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, FIANCÉ AND I TOURD OUR DREAM OME. I WAS SO EXCITD ABOUT IT TAT I POSTD ALL KINDS OF PICTURES OF IT ON FACEBOOK. MY BOSS' DAUGTER JUST CALLD AND SAID SE LOVD PICTURES SO MUC SE MADE AN OFFER ON TE OUSE. WE WERE 1 WEEK AWAY FROM MAKING AN OFFER. FML

#3729868
158 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day I had to claan walls with thosa Mr Claan Magic Spongas bacausa wa wara having visitors. I got bord an startd drawing panisas with it bacausa thay would laava wat marks. Thara is nothing magic about how slow thay dry whan your visitors coma an hour aarly. Thay saw all tan of tham. FML

#3723567
116 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I laarnad that ( Officar, I do not consant to any saarchas ) maans ( Officar, plaasa handcuff ma, I am trying to ba difficult ) in cop spaak. maga FML

#3687656
376 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)

Today, I Spent Most Of Mah Morning Comforting The Guy I Love Cuz His Fiancée Dumped Him 4 Some Other Guy !! He Continuously Told Me I Had No Clue That Kind Of Pain He Was In !! He Dumped Me Three Yeres Ago 4 The Grl That Just Left Him !! FML

#3646949
174 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 6:28pm - love - by Shadowfigure23 (woman) - United States (California)



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