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SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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  • Town/Country : Arc, France
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13483
  • Number of comments : 408
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About SHAMUS_the_WITTY :
Shamus is the nickname I've had from my friends since I was 14 years old. I grew up in southern Alabama, and am attending college at LSU. IMHO, New Orleans is amazing

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Today... I watched a grizzled... old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use mah driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

#13559030
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32212) - you deserved it (2631)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I got pulled over by a state trooper fir speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing fir a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

#13537704
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9096) - you deserved it (42992)

On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)

2day I recieved two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now , an the cards were from our two children,ho live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened , an niether of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (3319)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

2day I recieved two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now , an the cards were from our two children,ho live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened , an niether of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (3319)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend an I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen . When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button . She wasn't wearing any underwear . FML

#13507250
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29761) - you deserved it (3147)

On 10/19/2010 at 1:20am - health - by coeurdlucky - United States

Today, in looool my college class, our teacer asked usat we wanted to doen we get out of college !! I guess being a U.S !! Marine gets u a lecture for teole class to ear tat I'm a war ungry pig, and sould get a real job tat requires a brain !! My job field is Aircraft repair !! FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32264) - you deserved it (3946)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

2dayhile on mah run, I was attacked by mah neighbor's new dog!! It apparently didn't lyk me running past there house and broke free from its chain!! I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court 4 the emotional distress I caused her and the dog!! FML

#13397431
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (2375)

On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's fater if I could marry is daugter. He smiled, sook my and, and said "No, now get out of my ouse." FML

#13353894
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (4268)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murderd my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37626) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murderd my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37626) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Visited Ma Vacation Cabin!! I've Been Planning To Sell It, And It Was In Perfect Conditionen I Last Visited About 6 Monts Ago!! I Walked In Te Door To Find Te Floor Covered In Muddy Pawprints And Bloody Remainders Of Meals!! It Appears Some Bears Moved In During Ma Absence!! FML

#13313277
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26419) - you deserved it (3237)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)

The Girlho I Was In Love With Fir Almost Seven Yeres Listed Me On Facebook As Her "Brother." FML

#13281816
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33598) - you deserved it (5855)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today , I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant . To avoid sneezing on everybody's food , I turned head to the side and sneezed , it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table . My nose went straight into her ass . FML

#13274666
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (5397)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, my dad borrowd my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge!! The iPad is now completely ruind, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one!! He says, ( How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof? ) FML

#13158291
247 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (4110)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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