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Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 5:18am - love - by amy1023 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 8:56am - love - by blasted (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by deathbysnoosnoo - United States (California)
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 3:11am - love - by Face_loser (man) - United States (California)
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 4:14pm - kids - by mizzy (woman) - United States
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by xo007 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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