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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I walked out of the operating room at the end of an emergency case. I spent ten minutes talking to a woman about her son before we realized I was talking to the wrong family. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by home owner - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Zinfandel (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Amandajean32 - United States
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)
Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 6:52am - misc - by photonut13 - Canada (Ontario)
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