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Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

wen ma boyfriend and I were getting intimate , I got a nose bled. He gave me a srt to plug it wit and kept going. FML

#20195821
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On 12/08/2012 at 12:33am - intimacy - by anon - United States

2day I was at the breakfast tablehen my sister started eating a banana. Before I knewhat was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait 4 her to leave before I could stand up. FML

#20195358
226 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, WAS THE DAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I TRIED TO 69 FOR THE FIRST TIME!! TODAY IS ALSO THE DAY I LEARNED THAT I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF MAINTAINING AN ERECTION AFTER SOMEONE FARTS IN MY FACE!! FML

#20163281
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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

I was so angrossd in a phona call that I drova off without pumping gas aftar I'd prapaid $50. big fat FML

#20121962
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:50am - money - by Dr_Gip - United States

Today, Someone Brought Cake To Class. Trying To Get Some Attention From The Guy I Have A Crush On, I Askd If He Wantd My Piece Of Cake. He Acceptd It, And Then Offerd It To Another Girl. FML

#20077941
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On 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm - love - by emselin - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, on mah way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving 4 help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of mah car, looool went over to her car, lifted the hood, an checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she an mah car were gone. FML

#19980776
149 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Joey - United States (Florida)

2day I was at work wen a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I ad been laid off . It wasn't funny wen I was fired for real after "skipping work witout giving notice." FML

#19805072
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On 06/18/2012 at 12:39am - work - by Adam Jensen - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticd a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smild and wavd, and then continud. So much for mah new eyesight. FML

#19771597
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On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)



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