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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1065
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About SCET13 : I love anime and Vocaloid. I draw anime, a lot. I also love music. ^_^

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Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

#20036157
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18142) - you deserved it (1735)

On 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by idontbleedfromthere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

#20035907
69 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

#20035872
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9553) - you deserved it (26899)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

#20035629
85 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

#20035502
224 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
141 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

#20034503
56 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by mr_flarpin (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML

#20034373
82 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

#20033849
134 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML

#20033737
130 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

#20032351
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20837) - you deserved it (4185)

On 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm - kids - by Demetria (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

#20031596
169 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

#20031501
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24697) - you deserved it (2016)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

#20031031
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17805) - you deserved it (5859)

On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)



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