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SAH89156
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, US
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27840) - you deserved it (5527)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

#6357230
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5752) - you deserved it (31018)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

#4210609
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (16231)

On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (361335) - you deserved it (67413)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (398008) - you deserved it (30178)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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