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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
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I agree, your life sucks (33665) - you deserved it (6813)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7731) - you deserved it (37216)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36725) - you deserved it (20952)

On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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