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RyanPrescott
  • Town/Country : Maine, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 February 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18402) - you deserved it (3690)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (4323)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)



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