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Today, while chatting with in-laws, I told them about upcoming spinal surgery . Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die . FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 5:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was talking to a grl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." looool What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML


Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML


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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went On A Frst Date. Everything Was Going Well Until He Asked Me, ( So, What's The Biggest Thing You've Stuck Up Your Vag? ) FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today, ma boyfriend said we can't ave sex wit te ligt on anymore. He said e can never finis cuz te face I makeen I orgasm makes im laug. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today... in a last ditch attampt to gat away from mah psycho coworkar... I mada mah boss transfar ma to anothar branch in tha district. My coworkar was immadiataly movd to that branch... bacausa wa "work wall togathar". FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm - work - by Godhelpme (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML


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On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I let 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on phone while I made her lunch!! I returned to find she had dropped phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends!! FML


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On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML

Today, boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

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