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Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed 4 my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. mega FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India

Today, I Was Playing With Mah Phone After Midnight, An I Kept Getting Calls From A Withheld Number . The Guy Just Breathed Heavily An Wouldn't Speak . When The Thrd Call Came, I Asked ( Who The Hell R You? ) The Call Ended, An Mah Dad Yelled From Outside Mah Door: ( ME! Now Go To Sleep! ) FML

#20860349
63 comments

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On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today, I went down on mah boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I lerened . I read in a magazine that if you humhile giving oral, it's supposed to feel good . My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds cuz I reminded him of his singing toothbrush . FML

#20857818
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On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

I almost got run over on mah bike by a truck who raced through a red light!! After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down!! Instead of apologizing fir almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" looool FML

#20854169
92 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 8:10pm - misc - by etgohome (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah husband bought me a present fir our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

#20846337
74 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:38pm - love - by LizzyJones - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Asked If I Could Grow Out Mah Pubic Hair Since I Usually Wax It. He Said His Mom Has A Full Bush And He Always Thought It Looks Better That Way. FML

#20719191
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On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bd, I dreamd that she broke up with me, again. FML

#20670246
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On 05/18/2013 at 1:22am - love - by Sarsippius -

Today I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling ron. FML

#20667250
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On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

#20647074
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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
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On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is cuz they think my mom is hot. real FML

#19994293
122 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 10:21am - misc - by loser (man) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 ahile. I shavd my legs an armpits an wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticd I only shavd one of my legs. FML

#18593326
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On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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