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Russell25286

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 February 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 388
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

#20042959
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (2553)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16663) - you deserved it (56627)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49900) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (159497) - you deserved it (12868)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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