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RuralProduct
  • Town/Country : raleigh, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RuralProduct : I march bass clarinet in the Enloe High School Marching, 3rd year marching, Play in the Wind Ensemble in my school.
Also an Eagle Scout, Brotherhood member of the OA, I also play alot of Xbox360

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12895) - you deserved it (22209)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28028) - you deserved it (3704)

On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

#5436194 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (34385) - you deserved it (7731)

On 09/23/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML

#5383572 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (5488) - you deserved it (40132)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by newlydumped (man) - United States (Texas)



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