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Today , mah friend an I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left , we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone , only to hear the guy ask , ( So are you the fat one or the ugly one? ) FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, I was talking with mah mom about getting the mah school photos retouchd. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, an charge me triple." FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

today I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approachd the register, I lookd in my wallet 4 the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizinghat I was saying, I texted her, ( If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat. ) FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today , I went to the beach. While I was swimming , I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy , I slowly got out of the water , showing off mah body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized mah bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reachd under mah stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... I Got A Nose Bleed In The Ladies Bathroom. An Old Lady Comes Out Of A Stall An Says... "Oh... Your Nose Is Bleeding. Well I Shit Pants. I'm Sure It'll Come Out In The Wash." FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I Was Walking Down The Street Hand In Hand With My Grlfriend. I Couldn't Help But Stare At A Gorgeous Grl As She Bent Down To Pick Something Up. It Was Such A Great Sight, I Didn't Notice The Metal Telephone Pole Drectly In My Path. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

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