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by murphx3x / 03/05/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by whywilson.. / 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by chevysprint / 02/28/2010 at 12:36am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
by meaganlea / 02/23/2010 at 12:17am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
by nyu / 01/25/2010 at 1:33am / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
by bels12 / 01/05/2010 at 12:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Ellowise / 12/24/2009 at 5:06am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Health
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend's crazy ex, who let herself in with her old key. She screamed at me to get out of "her" bed, snatched "her" blanket off of my body, and finally dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it. FML
by jellyfish_ftw / 12/15/2009 at 5:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Nick / 11/27/2009 at 5:11am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
by obsessed / 11/27/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Micheal / 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
- Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers… Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob,…