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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2526
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About RuffianLivesOn : I love animals.

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Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

#14291054
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25514) - you deserved it (2205)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46055) - you deserved it (5384)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

#14048087
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (4533)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40698) - you deserved it (3734)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

#13614201
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22652) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31086) - you deserved it (2659)

On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

#13476444
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8992) - you deserved it (26649)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by meegs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

#13433594
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7292) - you deserved it (28772)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

#13357555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8812) - you deserved it (28717)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23119) - you deserved it (6180)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (4000)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61446) - you deserved it (5824)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11822) - you deserved it (66006)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML



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