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by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
by notsosmart / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by welcometothefamily / 02/26/2011 at 9:03am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by babysitter / 01/06/2011 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by theatreluver / 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by puggles / 01/03/2011 at 1:52am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…