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by Uhmm... / 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
by TheNerd / 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
by Just_do_it_17 / 05/09/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Love
by SMCHR / 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm / Ireland / Animals
by ChrissySoltys / 05/02/2011 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/15/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 1:49am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…