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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2805
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About RuffianLivesOn : I love animals.

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41528) - you deserved it (3825)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (8964)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (7497)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27291) - you deserved it (3297)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11183) - you deserved it (51877)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44772) - you deserved it (5616)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

#15890797
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (18294)

On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80723) - you deserved it (6035)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49851) - you deserved it (8079)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

#15792275
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (6184)

On 04/15/2011 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30068) - you deserved it (7142)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

#15780453
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28936) - you deserved it (7150)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

#15766373
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22358) - you deserved it (15010)

On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17705) - you deserved it (36506)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
781 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66846) - you deserved it (14058)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)



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