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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About RuffianLivesOn : I love animals.

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

#6481
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44726) - you deserved it (3351)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by BRELLA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18435) - you deserved it (13015)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

#5189
59 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
73 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
65 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
39 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
59 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21351) - you deserved it (3733)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
43 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

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