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About RubberChicken14 : Hey there. My name's Eric, and here's a bit about me.
My mother once told me never to put anything negative in writing. I never say anything rude or insulting in comments. I only try to genuinely contribute to the post. If you think differently, I am probably being sarcastic or making a (bad) joke.
I'm a pretty intelligent guy. I'm a freshman in high school. I get good grades, I want to go to college, etc. I'm very liberal and easygoing.
I live in a small town in Indiana close to Chicago. Regardless, I'm a huge Green Bay Packers fan!
I'm straight and single as hell.
TLDR: There's a lot to me. I have a very unique story beyond all the shit I typed up there. You can shoot me a message, but I'm not on a lot. So if I don't respond that's why. Thanks for taking the time to read.
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Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Friday 21 November 2014