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About RubberChicken14 : Hey there. My name's Eric, and here's a bit about me.
My mother once told me never to put anything negative in writing. I never say anything rude or insulting in comments. I only try to genuinely contribute to the post. If you think differently, I am probably being sarcastic or making a (bad) joke.
I'm a pretty intelligent guy. I'm a freshman in high school. I get good grades, I want to go to college, etc. I'm very liberal and easygoing.
I live in a small town in Indiana close to Chicago. Regardless, I'm a huge Green Bay Packers fan!
I'm straight and single as hell.
TLDR: There's a lot to me. I have a very unique story beyond all the shit I typed up there. You can shoot me a message, but I'm pretty awkward at talking to people. I'm also not on a lot. So if I don't respond that's why. Thanks for taking the time to read.
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Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML
Friday 19 December 2014