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RubberChicken14

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1009
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About RubberChicken14 : Hey there. My name's Eric, and here's a bit about me.

My mother once told me never to put anything negative in writing. I never say anything rude or insulting in comments. I only try to genuinely contribute to the post. If you think differently, I am probably being sarcastic or making a (bad) joke.

I'm a pretty intelligent guy. I'm a freshman in high school. I get good grades, I want to go to college, etc. I'm very liberal and easygoing.

I live in a small town in Indiana close to Chicago. Regardless, I'm a huge Green Bay Packers fan!

I'm straight and single as hell.

TLDR: There's a lot to me. I have a very unique story beyond all the shit I typed up there. You can shoot me a message, but I'm not on a lot. So if I don't respond that's why. Thanks for taking the time to read.

-RubberChicken14

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RubberChicken14's favorite FMLs

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML

#21275140
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37683) - you deserved it (2465)

On 10/10/2014 at 6:34pm - work - by shatfjord (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36572) - you deserved it (16194)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

#21266104
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (9368)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML

#21266077
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33659) - you deserved it (2912)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30865) - you deserved it (5761)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35988) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40398) - you deserved it (3517)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33528) - you deserved it (5693)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML

#21259489
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (3195)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:46pm - animals - by furryfriend (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38047) - you deserved it (8609)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML

#21257414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35891) - you deserved it (3145)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:36am - misc - by Jamestown of Vagina (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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