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About RubberChicken14 : Hey there. My name's Eric, and here's a bit about me.
My mother once told me never to put anything negative in writing. I never say anything rude or insulting in comments. I only try to genuinely contribute to the post. If you think differently, I am probably being sarcastic or making a (bad) joke.
I'm a pretty intelligent guy. I'm a freshman in high school. I get good grades, I want to go to college, etc. I'm very liberal and easygoing.
I live in a small town in Indiana close to Chicago. Regardless, I'm a huge Green Bay Packers fan!
I'm straight and single as hell.
TLDR: There's a lot to me. I have a very unique story beyond all the shit I typed up there. You can shoot me a message, but I'm not on a lot. So if I don't respond that's why. Thanks for taking the time to read.
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Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
Friday 28 November 2014