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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by abbacjt - United States (California)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

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