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Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2010 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2010 at 7:53am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by kady / 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by johnny121 / 01/01/2010 at 2:14pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML
by notgay / 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML
by MessyMal / 12/25/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/23/2009 at 9:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by budapesthungary / 12/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML
by drugbaby / 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by ohmy / 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada / Animals
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
by Proof-Reader / 12/15/2009 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2009 at 12:20am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 12:10am / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call…