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RuSerious81
  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1981 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1388
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78265) - you deserved it (22336)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

#554363 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (56791) - you deserved it (3327)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

#92098 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (30521) - you deserved it (11358)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

#91993 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (12331) - you deserved it (17822)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by Jim Smith (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (44209) - you deserved it (2466)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (42932) - you deserved it (16853)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)