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About RpiesSPIES : I play games and go to community college.
I also like to look at the bright side of FML's... Then proceed to select all + delete.
Honesty - Everyone asks for it, but are mad when they receive it.
Tact = Lying
Why must people use wordplay to appease others? Wouldn't it be better to just be straightforward? There's ways to tell someone the truth without using Tact.
Vocaloids = Awesome + Kawaii
Currently playing (not that anyone cares):
League of Legends
Dark Souls II
CoD: BOII (360)
Phantasy Star Online 2 (PC)
One Piece: Romance Dawn
Rune Factory 4
Atelier Escha and Logy
Phantasy Star Online ep. 3
Conception 2 (3DS)
Favorite Anime list (top to bottom):
One Piece (only series in here, but I love it and can't judge it with the others fairly)
Kyoukai no Kanata
Sword Art Online
Persona 4: The Animation
Eden of the East
Attack on Titan
Rest were mostly good/decent, but can't remember them all atm ^^
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
Friday 18 April 2014