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About RpiesSPIES : I play games and go to community college.
I also like to look at the bright side of FML's... Then proceed to select all + delete.
Honesty - Everyone asks for it, but are mad when they receive it.
Tact = Lying
Why must people use wordplay to appease others? Wouldn't it be better to just be straightforward? There's ways to tell someone the truth without using Tact.
Vocaloids = Awesome + Kawaii
Currently playing (not that anyone cares):
League of Legends
Dark Souls II
CoD: BOII (360)
Phantasy Star Online 2 (PC)
One Piece: Romance Dawn
Rune Factory 4
Atelier Escha and Logy
Phantasy Star Online ep. 3
Conception 2 (3DS)
Favorite Anime list (myanimelist.net/animelist/rpiesspies):
One Piece (only series in here, but I love it and can't judge it with the others fairly)
Kyoukai no Kanata
Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
Monday 1 September 2014