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RoxyS8

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RoxyS8

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 787
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today I discovarad that tha word 'randy' maans 'horny' in England. I'm going to England naxt samastar to study abroad. My nama is Randy. FML

#18444089
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (4915)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

today my cab driver told me about te time e tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge...ile we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39966) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex 4 the first time . He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious.. . my precious" in Gollum's voice . real FML

#13782516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39146) - you deserved it (7003)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly!! This has been going on fir 3 nights, non stop!! Why? cuz I brought up the subject of having a baby with mah wife!! Clerely, you can seehere she stands!! FML

#12241266
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (11376)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took a picture of ma boobs and sent it to ma boyfriend, only to realize after I it ( send ) tat I ad sent tem to te taxi driver (my last pone call) wo ad just droppd me off at ma ouse. He won't stop calling ma pone now. big fat FML

#9950878
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (51910)

On 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by BoobSicle (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52427) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51937) - you deserved it (8121)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had mah frst date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up . Once I got into his car, mah uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant grls aren't allowed to drink." fat FML

#3978277
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42219) - you deserved it (7295)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by Prego my ego - Sent from mobile version

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (72694)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness . I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost mah train of thought . My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194141) - you deserved it (126790)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55654) - you deserved it (8300)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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