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by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 1:15am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by mster233 / 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 8:01am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Remember the parking brake / 10/06/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Kelli / 08/28/2010 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Animals
by Aaron / 08/26/2010 at 1:33am / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by chewybarseventy / 08/24/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Photagrapher / 08/18/2010 at 12:09am / Intimacy
Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
by ick / 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by ballnchain / 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
by pandabear / 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm / United Kingdom (Magherafelt) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…