Rosuto_Megami

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/14/2015 at 8:15pm)

Rosuto_Megami

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9939
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rosuto_Megami : Howdy. I'm Sen. I'm pretty much a lurker here and I don't post much. I'm a tad shy.

I hate my weeaboo username, but I'm too damn lazy to create a new account.

You can find me on Tumblr: http://goddessofstarrs.tumblr.com

Rosuto_Megami's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 8:05pm<b>Antonia583</b> - the 01/25/2013 at 2:01am<b>Cad6</b> - the 04/14/2012 at 2:16pm<b>KiddNYC1O</b> - the 03/21/2012 at 4:31pm<b>nakidna</b> - the 10/13/2010 at 2:49pm<b>FFML_314</b> - the 10/13/2010 at 7:12am<b>Mikeymikey</b> - the 09/23/2010 at 3:06am<b>saragr94</b> - the 09/22/2010 at 3:16pm<b>nerdsgetmehot</b> - the 09/21/2010 at 1:42am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 2:05am

Rosuto_Megami's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of Rosuto_Megami's badges

Rosuto_Megami's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Animals

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, it's been months since I dropped out of college to escape constantly being bullied and being miserable. Ever since then, I've been having recurring nightmares with the same people bullying me, after which I wake up crying and feeling miserable. My brain is a douchebag. FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2014 at 6:55am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML

by kismet_fire / 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

by Nat / 09/13/2014 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

by rabidfairy / 08/12/2014 at 10:04pm / United States (California) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

by weirded out / 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

by muffins / 08/09/2014 at 9:50am / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2014 at 7:25pm / Sweden (Vasternorrlands Lan) / Health

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

by asshalf15 / 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I had to drop off my library book. I thought I'd dropped in into the library book drop, but I'd accidentally put it in the post office mail box. To get the book back, I had to explain this incident five times to three librarians, a mailman, and my sister who called me ridiculous. FML

by lolateverything / 07/17/2014 at 12:25am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

by E.B. / 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

by playdated / 06/06/2014 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

by DarkSerebii / 06/05/2014 at 11:16am / United States / Work