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Roskosity

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RoskosityRoskosity
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3524
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Roskosity : I do theatre. And I'm among the biggest Harry Potter fans out there.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Roskosity's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (4515)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (13350)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36762) - you deserved it (18328)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (2610)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42615) - you deserved it (3363)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12023) - you deserved it (46368)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16535) - you deserved it (48405)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43069) - you deserved it (13070)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (50487)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (9630)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32241) - you deserved it (3407)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48469) - you deserved it (9137)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75528) - you deserved it (7161)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32290) - you deserved it (6196)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17867) - you deserved it (27065)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)



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