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About Roskosity : I do theatre. And I'm among the biggest Harry Potter fans out there.
One more and it's business time
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Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML
Friday 22 May 2015