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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28414) - you deserved it (5778)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML


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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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