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Roskosity

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Roskosity

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RoskosityRoskosity
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2977
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Roskosity : I do theatre. And I'm among the biggest Harry Potter fans out there.

Roskosity's page activity

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Fucked!<b>FlendtDK</b> - 17 hours ago<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 2:52pm<b>robbyq</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:48pm<b>badkid91</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:59pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:16am<b>krazayman</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 5:51pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:51pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:16pm<b>Portuguese94</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:26pm<b>sulaymaniyahovar</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:22pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:16pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:06am<b>steveO95</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:30am<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 11:24pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:02pm<b>ECHOSPiiKES</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:45pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:14pm

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Roskosity's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50755) - you deserved it (10885)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

#20582197
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47577) - you deserved it (4899)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

#20578916
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37286) - you deserved it (5004)

On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31449) - you deserved it (5911)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

#20556205
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44485) - you deserved it (3298)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

#20510302
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (9304)

On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57774) - you deserved it (10925)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

#20402533
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27369) - you deserved it (12918)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

#20193405
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33226) - you deserved it (3694)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

#20187746
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23129) - you deserved it (1982)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (4105)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (12817)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33488) - you deserved it (16863)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27472) - you deserved it (2466)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (3112)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)



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