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RoskosityRoskosity
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4322
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Roskosity : I do theatre. And I'm among the biggest Harry Potter fans out there.

Roskosity's page activity

Visits<b>GeminiFinger</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Addiction333</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:02am<b>16416</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 11:01pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 1:59pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 6:43pm<b>SJRsooner</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 1:30am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 6:33am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 2:08pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 5:51am<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 1:00am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 11:12am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 11:34pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 7:46pm<b>GamingTroller101</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:30pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 6:09pm<b>Sencilia101</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:12pm<b>putty07</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 1:34pm

Fucked!<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 5:12pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 5:36am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 12:10am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 3:54pm<b>momo87</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 12:46am<b>T_Rex561</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:17am<b>lambda</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 4:21pm<b>blcksocks</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 4:13pm<b>socreativedude</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 3:36pm<b>Samxxx</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:32pm<b>dno79</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 3:47pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 3:22am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 9:40pm<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:26pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:58am<b>pantsman66</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:22am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 6:59am

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Roskosity's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

by oops / 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

by dani / 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

by Vampprobs / 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

by BaMiTsAnYa / 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

by resurrected / 09/04/2013 at 11:59am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 4:03am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

by Blood on my hands / 08/07/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Animals

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

by Jill / 06/15/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

by Terminator101101 / 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (Nevada) / Love