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RoskosityRoskosity
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4323
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Roskosity : I do theatre. And I'm among the biggest Harry Potter fans out there.

Roskosity's page activity

Visits<b>GeminiFinger</b> - yesterday at 1:19pm<b>Addiction333</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:02am<b>16416</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 11:01pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 1:59pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 6:43pm<b>SJRsooner</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 1:30am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 6:33am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 2:08pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 5:51am<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 1:00am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 11:12am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 11:34pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 7:46pm<b>GamingTroller101</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:30pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 6:09pm<b>Sencilia101</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:12pm<b>putty07</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 1:34pm

Fucked!<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 5:12pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 5:36am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 12:10am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 3:54pm<b>momo87</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 12:46am<b>T_Rex561</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:17am<b>lambda</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 4:21pm<b>blcksocks</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 4:13pm<b>socreativedude</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 3:36pm<b>Samxxx</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:32pm<b>dno79</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 3:47pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 3:22am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 9:40pm<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:26pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:58am<b>pantsman66</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:22am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 6:59am

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Roskosity's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy

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Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

by .......... / 06/07/2015 at 5:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

by fffemaleee / 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

by mykodu / 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 8:26am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

by Brody89 / 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm / United States (Washington) / Animals