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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, I Told Mah Ex Boyfriend I Lost 20 Lbs Because Of The Stress Of The Break Up. His Response Was "you're Welcome." FML

#889567
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50542) - you deserved it (25561)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by blutownie13 - United States

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365915) - you deserved it (41139)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today..!! I logged onto computer to access a video from porn stas!! However..!! te folder was empty except fir favourite file!! Tinking tat a vrus deleted everyting..!! I was tankful favourite file remained!! Wen I opened it..!! I saw a video of parents telling me not to masturbate!! FML

#797956
183 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Was On A Thrd Date With A Grl. Things Had Been Going Really Well. At One Point The Conversation Lulld. After A Moment Of Silence She Askd Me Wat My Greatest Fantasy Was. I Told Her That It Was Bieng A Superhero. She Told Me That She Meant Sexual Fantasy. I'm 25. FML

#548295
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (63215)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by whatever (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

today my boyfriend and I decided to ave sex at is ouse . Wen we got tere , e cecked is mail box frst and noticed tat is Wii game arrived . He sent me ome so e can play . FML

#381498
232 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was talking to this hot grl I have dinner with every week . Lately she’s alway telling me how she loves me an I do the same . Today she said: "The way we talk an act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was: "Aren't we?" . FML

#369529
77 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, MA BOYFRIEND AND I WERE OUT TO EAT. TE WAITER CUMMD AND ASKD WAT WE WANTD. MY BOYFRIEND SAID E WANTD A CEESEBURGER AND I TOLD TE WAITER I'D AVE TE SAME. MY BOYFRIEND LOOKD AT ME AND SAID, "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT A SALAD?" FML

#234150
83 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:36pm - love - by Kate (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273974) - you deserved it (60026)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, My Mom Walked In On Me An My 2 Year Crush About To Have Sex . When She Saw Us She Said "oh I'll Just Wait Outside, I Know It Wont Be Long Anyway." FML

#93676
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82460) - you deserved it (7529)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)



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