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Rosie_Posie43's favorite FMLs
Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
by Watchtower? More like fortress. / 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm / Norway (Oslo) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 10/18/2012 at 4:33am / Australia / Kids
by 3023-dang / 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
by Taylor / 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by George Saunders / 03/21/2012 at 12:06am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
by Virginiedetibo / 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm / France / Miscellaneous
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by failure / 07/29/2011 at 2:19am / United States (California) / Love
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
by shit / 12/14/2010 at 4:26am / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
by Brit / 01/23/2010 at 1:34am / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2010 at 1:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous