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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today, despite mah pain, mah mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, ( They all have foot fetishes!! ) FML

#20132061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21755) - you deserved it (1403)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

#20131695
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24937) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I learned looool tat despite aving told tem two years ago , ma parents still aren't accepting of me bieng gay . I found tis outen ma mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet . FML

#20131666
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (5022)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (45735)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, TERE WAS A ORRIBLE SMELL IN MA KITCEN. I TRIED TO FINE TE SOURCE, BUT FAILED AND AD TO LEAVE FOR TE DAY. TAT NIGT, MA BROTER INFORMED ME TAT TE SMELL WAS COMING FROM A DEAD MOUSE STUCK IN OUR TOASTER. FML

#20131308
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (1778)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm - animals - by 12693 - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, TERE WAS A ORRIBLE SMELL IN MA KITCEN. I TRIED TO FINE TE SOURCE, BUT FAILED AND AD TO LEAVE FOR TE DAY. TAT NIGT, MA BROTER INFORMED ME TAT TE SMELL WAS COMING FROM A DEAD MOUSE STUCK IN OUR TOASTER. FML

#20131308
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (1778)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm - animals - by 12693 - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML

#20129296
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (54341)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I WERE HAVING SEX, AN I ASKED HIM TO CALL ME SOMETHING SWEET. HE CALLED ME HONEY BOO BOO. FML

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

#20128340
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27973) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

TADAY I SHOWD MY FRIENDS THE PICTURE I DREW PICTURING THE FOUR OF US IN A 'ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE' SETTING. TURNS OUT THEY NEVER SAW ME AS THERE FRIEND, AN I'M CREEPING THEM OUT. FML

#20128150
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (7727)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by Nana (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today,hile at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discoverd one of the patients had developd an unhealthy obsession for me. looool He was admittd for stalking and abusing a grlho lookd just lyk me. It's only mah frst week. FML

#20127982
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23072) - you deserved it (1518)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I overhered my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells lyk deli meat." FML

#20127779
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (3465)

On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5926) - you deserved it (51209)

On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I walkd into room, only to find 15-year-old brother violating old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21975) - you deserved it (1542)

On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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