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About RosiePatosie : Soo I don't really know what to write. I'm a girl, (Obviously.. I hope), I have a sense of humor. I love laughing. I'm really nice, but only if you're nice back. I speak my mind. I'm 5'4.. I don't know how that is relevant. I'm honestly one of the nicest people you'll talk to , as long as you're not on my bad side. Going to the movies is my love. Don't be a douche or a creeper and we will get along perfectly fine. I enjoy talking soo message me if you wish :)
Current favorite song: Haunted by Taylor Swift :)
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