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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1669
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Roseyro : They call me Rorri.
I like to party.

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40910) - you deserved it (15351)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42622) - you deserved it (4138)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version



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