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RoseFox0029

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RoseFox0029 : I'm Sarah, nice to meet you. You can usually find me curled up in bed, with a cat and a good book. I pretty much love everyone, though I can't stand bigots and hypocrites. That's all. My life is pretty boring, as you can see. :)

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Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41040) - you deserved it (4327)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)



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