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RoseFox0029

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RoseFox0029 : I'm Sarah, nice to meet you. You can usually find me curled up in bed, with a cat and a good book. I pretty much love everyone, though I can't stand bigots and hypocrites. That's all. My life is pretty boring, as you can see. :)

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Liked!<b>touch_the_sky_77</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 5:53am

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RoseFox0029's favorite FMLs

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33225) - you deserved it (2643)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (11614)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41381) - you deserved it (4351)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)



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