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About RoseFox0029 : I'm Sarah, nice to meet you. You can usually find me curled up in bed, with a cat and a good book. I pretty much love everyone, though I can't stand bigots and hypocrites. That's all. My life is pretty boring, as you can see. :)
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Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
Friday 19 September 2014