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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3280
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About RoseBlack123 : Just your average coffee loving, book reading, extreme sarcasm enthusiast! :D

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Fucked!<b>timthescott</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:07pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:04am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:02pm<b>oobergoober89</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:25pm<b>quiksilver415</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:11pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:42pm<b>YourOpinionSucks</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:47pm<b>JustCauseRalph</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:06pm<b>int15</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:28pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:54am<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:12pm<b>mattgainey</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:37pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:21pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:19pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:45pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:48pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:46pm

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RoseBlack123's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML

Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

#20933461
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44477) - you deserved it (6955)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

#20911052
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36740) - you deserved it (16694)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm - health - by Sadness (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

#20911051
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32815) - you deserved it (91443)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

#20903440
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61353) - you deserved it (14823)

On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, my partner walked in the room wearing a sweater from my wardrobe, making jokes about it and saying how ugly it was. That sweater was the last thing my father wore before he passed away. FML

Today, I started my new internship at a vet clinic. By the end of the day I had: been peed on, scratched, forced to stuff a dead dog into a plastic bag, thrown up and almost passed out. I need to rethink my future career. FML

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41244) - you deserved it (3531)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

#20810087
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53051) - you deserved it (12100)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

#20792109
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50918) - you deserved it (25237)

On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

#20790691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49063) - you deserved it (4015)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)



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