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Rosa_DeLuna
  • Town/Country : Laguna Beach, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 June 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86941) - you deserved it (4684)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

#279644 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (73382) - you deserved it (10227)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401439)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284960) - you deserved it (55490)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795 (426)

I agree, your life sucks (174481) - you deserved it (40156)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (3733)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097 (422)

I agree, your life sucks (372737) - you deserved it (33243)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)