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Root123
  • Town/Country : ATX
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 35400
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

#343
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On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
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On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
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On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
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On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

#65
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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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