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Root123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 36346
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Root123 : Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

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Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91064) - you deserved it (33944)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

#500940
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67843) - you deserved it (9984)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78760) - you deserved it (785096)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
38 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41852) - you deserved it (32396)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (2299)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25314) - you deserved it (7252)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31220) - you deserved it (3540)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14710) - you deserved it (36668)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6597) - you deserved it (35641)

On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33584) - you deserved it (2960)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (22988)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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