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RonnieG

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RonnieG

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 236
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RonnieG : I'm a professional truck driver, have a beautiful wife and yes, my kid is cuter than yours.

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RonnieG's favorite FMLs

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

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247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18028) - you deserved it (88961)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45673) - you deserved it (8378)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

#20798091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41403) - you deserved it (12616)

On 07/22/2013 at 6:30pm - love - by RonnieG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58257) - you deserved it (8216)

On 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm - love - by ronnieG (man) - United States (Georgia)



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