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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
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I agree, your life sucks (86876) - you deserved it (18167)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
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I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (2890)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
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I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (3193)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version



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