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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1570
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

#15067918
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26740) - you deserved it (7242) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8937) - you deserved it (30691)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (3359)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10858) - you deserved it (36937)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

#14442840
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (5581)

On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (7215)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43487) - you deserved it (6131)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29590) - you deserved it (3958)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37684) - you deserved it (3957)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28097) - you deserved it (5188)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11356) - you deserved it (25751)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23722) - you deserved it (5081)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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