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by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
by pigeons_suck / 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Sola / 05/11/2011 at 12:10am / Geek
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by Damian / 04/22/2011 at 7:11am / Intimacy
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by Clare / 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Socarates / 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Transportation
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 5:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Intimacy
by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
by stifledbyyou / 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work