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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14813
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rollercoaster : Take a bite out life while you can. Don't waste your time feeling ashamed of past mistakes.

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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

#251967
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181983) - you deserved it (13182)

On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24571) - you deserved it (87614)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

#241077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57838) - you deserved it (2509)

On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

#97729
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91798) - you deserved it (6880)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)



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