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Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)
Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version
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