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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2218
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Roguedork19 : Just a guy from Fresno, California.

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Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

#18336172
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20830) - you deserved it (8976)

On 11/24/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by swirkishly - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12146) - you deserved it (42924)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32946) - you deserved it (3126)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34790) - you deserved it (11613)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34344) - you deserved it (6024)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35338) - you deserved it (4743)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36530) - you deserved it (3054)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (4695)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32835) - you deserved it (4284)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28351) - you deserved it (3480)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29835) - you deserved it (22199)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (3520)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2411)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29233) - you deserved it (4863)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24434) - you deserved it (3816)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)



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